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Kolcata Cricket Club. A swing, a miss and an occasional no ball.
When you set out to create a fine dining version of street food, with a nod to a specific regional cuisine, you ha...e to get it right. From end to end, you are setting yourself up to be judged. Kolkata Cricket Club is a mix of triumphant innings but very poor work in the field from Mischa Tropp.

Felix Marrow
20 hours ago4 min read
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The Residence. Shifting things up a bit. OK a lot.
The space is airy, nay gallery like, but without the cold pretension. It's all natural light, soft timber, and a little sense of hush, the kind that makes your first bite feel like an event. Residence isn’t just a restaurant. It’s a living, breathing chef’s notebook in real time. It’s generous, it’s curious, and it’s got just enough arrogance to know it’s special without needing to shout about it.

Felix Marrow
21 hours ago3 min read
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Juni. Melbourne
The man who helped define the city’s dining scene in the 2000s, gave it edge with The Smith, and heat with Lucy Liu has returned after a few quiet years up north, and he’s not here to warm the bench.

Felix Marrow
Jun 52 min read
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The Glass Den Coburg.
Perched beside the ghostly bones of the former Pentridge Prison, The Glass Den is part greenhouse and part minimalist fever dream. There are so many hanging plants it’s unclear whether they’re decorating or plotting something. Either way, they frame what might be the best brunch in the north

Felix Marrow
Jun 52 min read
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Napier Quarter is trying to be... itself
Don’t bother arriving with a posse because this place isn’t built for brunch mobs or laptop loiterers, nor is it the haven of the pouty lipped influencer. It’s for those who appreciate the fine art of sitting still with a soft-boiled egg, anchovy-laced toast and something chilled in a stemmed glass.

The Scoffers
May 222 min read
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Lanson Place Parliament Gardens Melbourne
Lanson Place seamlessly merges the heritage charm of the original building with the sleek sophistication of the new structure. It’s thoughtfully done, giving the property a distinct character that reflects Melbourne’s own unique blend of old and new, with the 14-storey glass tower rising behind the building's façade, itself a nod to Melbourne's storied history.

Sleepy Scoffers
Apr 252 min read
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Melbourne’s First CBD Winery! Because Of Course They Did!
In a city where you can find a rooftop beekeeping workshop, a bar hidden inside a laundromat and a seven course degustation served on a tram, it was only a matter of time before someone decided to make wine in the middle of the CBD.

The Scoffers
Apr 152 min read
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Embla Melbourne
Embla leans into wood-fired cooking and seasonal ingredients, without feeling like it is jumping into trends. Some real integrity here!

The Scoffers
Apr 102 min read
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Blk & Whyte Collingwood.
Like stepping into a cartoon!

The Scoffers
Apr 42 min read
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New restaurants opening across the country
Now that the P word seems to be less prevalent in the day to day, it's exciting to be out eating and drinking and loving the industry...

The Scoffers
Nov 29, 20213 min read
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Its 'Heaps Normal'. Heaps Normal XPA
This weeks review is taking something of a turn. After having some serious discussions with the mirror and the bathroom scales, it was...

Beer Scoffer
Nov 23, 20212 min read
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The Nest - Two Birds Brewing, Spotswood
A cold, rainy Spring Friday evening is often non conducive to visiting a brewery and experiencing all that it has to offer. Unseasonal...

The Scoffers
Nov 13, 20213 min read
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Farewell to the winter of our discontent.
Fair to say, there is a hell of a lot of excitement in the Scoffer team about the emergence from what has been a very long winter. ...

The Scoffers
Oct 21, 20213 min read
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Arbory Afloat to relaunch with a Turkish vibe.
Melbourne's Arbory Afloat, the place to see and be seen every summer since 2016, is reopening Tuesday October 26, with all the relevant...

The Scoffers
Oct 12, 20212 min read
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A dose of Hutong Dumpling is good for the soul
Gathering a group at Hutong Dumpling House in Market Lane in Melbourne feels like an eternity ago, but it isn't that long ago between one...

The Scoffers
Sep 15, 20212 min read
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This aint no Ugly Duckling
Just as the sunshine comes after the rain, so too does a good wine bar experience follow a rather ordinary one. With aging bones and...

The Scoffers
Sep 7, 20212 min read
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Skip to my Lucy Liu
From the first day they flung open the doors and invited us down the brightly lit neon red hallway from the cobblestones of Melbourne's...

The Scoffers
Sep 3, 20212 min read
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Mövenpick Hotel Melbourne
You'd wonder about the logic of opening a hotel in the middle of a global pandemic, when travel is off the cards for so many, borders are...

Sleepy Scoffers
Sep 3, 20212 min read
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When all is not as it seems, Annie Lewis.
There had been many a time one of the fellow Scoffers and I have walked past a venue, and reminded each other we should go in and check...

The Scoffers
Aug 27, 20212 min read
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Farmer's Daughters a bit pedestrian
It's tough in hospitality, tougher than it has probably been since the GST was introduced back in the 80's when this scribe was cheffing...

The Scoffers
Aug 20, 20212 min read
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