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Samesyn 2.0, Torquay Review
Each dish carries at least one rescued or repurposed element, and the menu is entirely unembarrassed about it. Egg white garum on the broccoli, spent citrus in the kosho under the octopus, spent coffee beside the passionfruit ice cream and a retired dairy cow with garum butter.
17 hours ago2 min read


Mallee Estate Káti Állo Assyrtiko 2025 Review
The sea breeze arrives first, as it should with this grape, then grapefruit and jasmine. The palate is dry and lean, bright with citrus and a faint toasty edge, and the acidity is chalky enough to keep everything in line. The minerals do the talking and the fruit lets them.
2 days ago2 min read


Purple Hands Aglianico 2024 Review
Red cherry, strawberry, black cherry and mulberry lead, then bramble and pepper. Described by a reviewer far more erudite than I as delightful and instantly likeable, an unusual thing to say about a tannic southern Italian, but well earned nonetheless.
2 days ago2 min read


Chalmers Greco 2021 Review
Greco keeps its natural acidity through a warm Heathcote summer, which lets the fruit ripen without going soft. The winemaking is plain and the result is not. It is such an interesting wine because it is like nothing else.
2 days ago2 min read


25 places to eat on the Great Ocean Road
The Great Ocean Road begins at Torquay and ends at Allansford, and most people spend the drive looking at rocks. This list is for the passengers who would rather look at lunch, dinner or afternoon tea.
2 days ago7 min read


Panette Eatery, South Melbourne. Review
The service deserves its own paragraph. It was busy enough to excuse a lot and nothing needed excusing. Orders came out in the right sequence and water appeared without a request. The tables on the footpath where we sat were looked after as well as the ones inside, which is not a given on a morning like this.
5 days ago2 min read


Elysium Noosa Resort, MGallery Collection, Qld Review
Everything about this experience is truly exceptional. Great big beds, super fluffy towels, staff all look like they've stepped out of a Coastal Living Magazine shoot. Where they could play on tropes and cliches, they have not.
5 days ago2 min read


The Hyde, Perth. Review
The pitch is a beach club in the middle of a city, and Perth has the weather to try it. Not sure the hotel delivers on the experience though.
5 days ago2 min read


25 Best Restaurants in Regional Queensland
From Cooloongatta to Cairns, Queensland is seeing a dining boom. The state is longer than most people remember. We drove the whole thing from the Gold Coast tot he Far North and ate accordingly. Like the tourism slogan of years past. Where else but Queensland.
May 288 min read


Florent Bistro, Rockhampton Review
The menu leans classic European with quiet Asian inflections running throughout. They're subtle enough so you might not notice until the third or fourth course, at which point you realise they have been there all along. Premium seafood sits alongside heritage breed proteins, Belgian chocolate desserts nod to Van Camp's origins without tipping into novelty.
May 282 min read


Océane Rosé 2024 Review
Pale pink, with a barely there blush that Provence has made into something of a competitive sport. In the glass it smells like someone opened a window facing the sea.
May 282 min read


Oakridge Henk Vineyard Chardonnay 2024 Review
At $48 it is, genuinely, one of the most difficult wines in Australia to argue against. One esteemed wine mind called it the best sub-$50 bottle in the country. They were not being silly.
May 282 min read


Conlan's Wine Store Port Fairy Review
The food is where Dempsey's training asserts itself. The menu is compact and changes with the seasons and with what's available locally.
May 275 min read


Yiaga Melbourne Review. Hugh Allen's Three Hat Fitzroy Gardens Restaurant
The word prodigy gets used about young chefs so often it's lost most of its force, but Allen is a reasonable candidate for the real version of it.
May 266 min read


The Meringandan Hotel, Meringandan, Qld Review
The Meringandan does not have a chef's bar or a natural wine list or a seasonal tasting menu with a chef's note explaining the provenance of the soil. It has chicken parmigiana. It has bangers and mash.
May 252 min read


Clandestine Vineyards Break Free 2022 Petit Blancs Review
...and something vaguely Alsatian going on. Provence via Perth, basically.
May 252 min read


EXP. Pokolbin. Hunter Valley NSW Review
The six course tasting menu reads like a love letter to a fifty kilometre radius
May 192 min read


International Malbec Day
Malbec is not here to be overthought. It wants fire, salt and something politely and properly charred. Ideally steak. Preferably outside. It is generous, unfussy and reliably a good time,
Apr 83 min read


Agrarian Kitchen. Derwent Valley, Tasmania Review
Lunch moves at its own pace, not slow for effect, just steady. Dishes land clean and exacting, vegetables leading more often than not, treated with the kind of reverence usually reserved for proteins.
Apr 83 min read


Xige Estate 2022 Jade Dove Chardonnay Review
From Ningxia, along the eastern foothills of the Helan Mountains where vineyards cling to the edge of desert and altitude does as much work as ambition, this is a Chardonnay that feels both fluent and slightly out of step, in the best possible way.
Apr 12 min read
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