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Mallee Estate Káti Állo Assyrtiko 2025 Review
The sea breeze arrives first, as it should with this grape, then grapefruit and jasmine. The palate is dry and lean, bright with citrus and a faint toasty edge, and the acidity is chalky enough to keep everything in line. The minerals do the talking and the fruit lets them.
2 days ago2 min read


Purple Hands Aglianico 2024 Review
Red cherry, strawberry, black cherry and mulberry lead, then bramble and pepper. Described by a reviewer far more erudite than I as delightful and instantly likeable, an unusual thing to say about a tannic southern Italian, but well earned nonetheless.
2 days ago2 min read


Chalmers Greco 2021 Review
Greco keeps its natural acidity through a warm Heathcote summer, which lets the fruit ripen without going soft. The winemaking is plain and the result is not. It is such an interesting wine because it is like nothing else.
2 days ago2 min read


Océane Rosé 2024 Review
Pale pink, with a barely there blush that Provence has made into something of a competitive sport. In the glass it smells like someone opened a window facing the sea.
May 282 min read


Oakridge Henk Vineyard Chardonnay 2024 Review
At $48 it is, genuinely, one of the most difficult wines in Australia to argue against. One esteemed wine mind called it the best sub-$50 bottle in the country. They were not being silly.
May 282 min read


Clandestine Vineyards Break Free 2022 Petit Blancs Review
...and something vaguely Alsatian going on. Provence via Perth, basically.
May 252 min read


International Malbec Day
Malbec is not here to be overthought. It wants fire, salt and something politely and properly charred. Ideally steak. Preferably outside. It is generous, unfussy and reliably a good time,
Apr 83 min read


Xige Estate 2022 Jade Dove Chardonnay Review
From Ningxia, along the eastern foothills of the Helan Mountains where vineyards cling to the edge of desert and altitude does as much work as ambition, this is a Chardonnay that feels both fluent and slightly out of step, in the best possible way.
Apr 12 min read


The 10 Best Wine Lists in Regional Australia Right Now
The best regional wine lists in Australia aren’t trying to compete with the cities. They’re doing something else.Tighter. More local. More personal.
Apr 15 min read


Zonzo RoRo - A festive fizz
Utterly light, bright and crucially, only 8% ABV. Which means Aunt Joan can stay merry, engaged and upright well past the prawns.
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Act of Treason Blue Weber Agave Spirit Review. Please don't call it Tequila!
Just like the famous Mexican cactus juice that has had many of us cactus on the floor of a dive bar, the agave is harvested whole, cooked, crushed and allowed to ferment before being triple distilled.
Jun 25, 20252 min read


Castle Rock Estate Pinot Noir 2024 Review. Porongurup, WA
In the glass, it’s all translucent ruby and quiet confidence. Aromatics of blackcurrant, red cherry, pomegranate and subtle undergrowth drift up like a well timed sigh. There’s a bit of char here, and some spice too, nutmeg and a flirt of clove but it’s woven in with such finesse you almost miss it.
Jun 25, 20251 min read


Fin Wines Speedo Gris 2024 – Yarra Valley, VIC Review
Their 2024 Speedo Gris takes Pinot Gris by the hand, walks it into a lo-fi fermentation room and tells it to strip down and get dirty. Skin contact? Yes. Funk? Absolutely. A label that looks like a pool party got printed on an old photocopier? Of course.
Jun 25, 20252 min read


Hay Shed Hill Block 8 Cabernet Franc 2022 Review. Margaret River, WA
This one struts in with confidence, is medium-bodied but it’s got a spring in its step. There’s lift, there’s poise, but don’t be fooled because it’s not here to make friends. The tannins are silky but know how to throw a punch, the acidity is razor sharp and the whole thing fits together like a custom blazer flung over a vintage band tee.
Jun 18, 20252 min read


Billy Button 2022 Saperavi Review. Alpine Valleys.
If Billy Button’s Saperavi were a person, it would be the wealthy emo trust fund kid you knew at school. It is mysterious, brooding and frankly too dark for a 2 pm tasting without some food, but here we are.
Jun 18, 20252 min read


Winter drinks that hug you back.
It may or may not be a rumour that I once mulled red wine in a hotel kettle and I don't regret a thing. It is turning cold, especially in the Southern states of Australia and while we reach for the slippers and the Oodie to keep us warm after a hard day's slog down the mines, we also need to think about the drink.
May 22, 20253 min read


Angullong 2022 Crossing Reserve Harriet — Orange, NSW
If wines were people, Harriet would be that enigmatic aunt who arrives unannounced, bearing tales of Tuscan lovers and a suitcase full of exotic spices.
May 22, 20252 min read


2021 Sidewood Chardonnay. Adelaide Hills.
From the buttery horrors of the early 2000s to the don’t call me Chardonnay era of overcompensation which left them thin and insipid. Chardonnay had more identity crises than a Melbourne uni student on exchange in Berlin.
May 21, 20252 min read


Bird on a Wire 2017 Shiraz
Rhône roots, Yarra swagger. If you want to taste what modern Aussie Syrah should be doing, not trying to win arm-wrestling matches with Barossa Shiraz, this is it. No jammy bombast, no oak overkill and no need to shout.
May 15, 20252 min read


Mt Coghill 2022 Madam Pommy
Madam Pommy stands out as an affordable option for those who like their bubbles French and expensive. Lets face it, this cost of living crisis bites and occasionally, we have to ditch the posh stuff for something a little more fiscally approachable.
May 15, 20252 min read
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