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Fleet Young Wines 2021 Pinot Gris
Like sand through the hourglass, the days of our lives continue, and our love for skin contact and minimal intervention wines is ever...
Oct 28, 20212 min read


Nomads Garden 2021 Field Blend
Not enough of us are talking Pinot Blanc. It makes creamy white wines, but it also makes crisp, delicious spring drinking wines and a few...
Oct 27, 20212 min read


A Bloody Mary at Bloody Mary's
Calling Potts Point home for the past six years, Bloody Mary's is known for that ubiquitous concoction of spiced tomato juice, celery salt, tabasco, worcestershire and enough vodka to cure any post lockdown hangover. The Bloody Mary's Gazebo is a likeable tribute to this legendary drink, a small bar with a a good mix of hangover-friendly food, something a little more fancy and a whole raft of variations on the classic cocktail, made with their thick and pulpy housemade tomat
Oct 27, 20212 min read


Fairy Bread 2020 Rose
I so wanted to love this wine. We had been back to the wine store to buy more and more of the Fairy Bread White, and took the plunge on...
Oct 27, 20212 min read


Farewell to the winter of our discontent.
Fair to say, there is a hell of a lot of excitement in the Scoffer team about the emergence from what has been a very long winter. Granted we are heading out of lockdowns across the Eastern seaboard fatter, somewhat pickled and in a slight fog of caution - especially with the idea that we may actually have to stop day drinking and start wearing pants. A quick canvas of the team at Scoffer HQ has provided some very interesting answers. Most involve going somewhere - anywhere
Oct 21, 20213 min read


See Saw Wines 2021 'Gee Gee'
Gee Gee indeed. I have this insatiable desire of late to be scoffing anything orange, biodynamic, skin contact and in the 'natural'...
Oct 13, 20212 min read


Noble Bootlegging - is there such a thing?
On a property just outside of Bendigo, a family are producing some pretty impeccable spirits. They are bootlegging whiskey, gin and a...
Oct 13, 20212 min read


Sutton Grange 2021 'Fairbank' Rose
There are some wines, immediately when you open them, you know were a passion project for the winemaker. Sure, you will argue, all wines...
Oct 13, 20212 min read


Alcohol Free Wine - let's discuss.
Look, I confess to bemoaning the rise and rise of alcohol free beer, wine and spirits. I've always seen the need for low alcohol products...
Oct 12, 20213 min read


Arbory Afloat to relaunch with a Turkish vibe.
Melbourne's Arbory Afloat, the place to see and be seen every summer since 2016, is reopening Tuesday October 26, with all the relevant social distancing and government regulations in place. The floating pontoon - part bar, eatery and weekend session venue, has had inspirational styles in past years from Miami Vice, the French Riviera and California's Palm Springs. This year, the inspiration is the Turquoise Coast, also called the Turkish Riviera, running along the SW coast o
Oct 12, 20212 min read


Fowles 'Are you Game' 2020 Arneis
My first arneis seems forever ago now but I know it came from the King Valley and was a particularly exciting wine for me, that creature...
Oct 11, 20212 min read


Beluga Noble Vodka
Vodka is an interesting thing. It takes on flavour very well and holds it. This Scoffer has recently used a fairly nondescript, off the...
Oct 10, 20212 min read


A Fish Called Wonder 2019 Pinot Grigio
These little finds really do fill me with joy. I love finding an independent wine store and fossicking through the fridges for something...
Oct 10, 20212 min read


Daily Dose Passionfruit Gose - Mountain Culture Beer
This past week there were heated discussions in Scoffer HQ on all things beer branding. Sparked by the GABS (Great Australian Beer...
Oct 9, 20212 min read


La Violetta 2020 Ye-Ye Blanc
Surely, there is something kind of illegal combining Riesling, Gewurtztraminer and Gruner Veltliner together for shits and giggles, and...
Oct 3, 20212 min read


The Blacksmith 2019 Chenin Blanc
Look I know I am a bit late to the party, but while I was being being a bit of traditionalist and a bit boring, I missed quite a bit of...
Sep 30, 20212 min read


Have I been lazy?
There is some merit in the comment I am a bit of an old boozer and potentially, missed some good bottles of plonk because of my...
Sep 30, 20213 min read


Farmer's Leap Random Shot 2016 Shiraz
There is no question I love a value deal, and am a great fan of the discounted offer. Not a tight ass but I give me something less than...
Sep 28, 20212 min read


Inkwell 2017 'Blonde on Blonde' Viognier
Vee On Yay - I know it looks hard but it's pretty simple, unlike the wine itself which is quite complex. This grape, a little like Pinot...
Sep 28, 20212 min read


Ogden Nash's Pash Rash - Raspberry Candy Imperial Stout
Yes this is the third Moondog brew I have written about. "Is Scoffer sponsored?" I hear you cry. "The Beer Scoffer is in the pocket of...
Sep 27, 20212 min read
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