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Napier Quarter is trying to be... itself
Don’t bother arriving with a posse because this place isn’t built for brunch mobs or laptop loiterers, nor is it the haven of the pouty lipped influencer. It’s for those who appreciate the fine art of sitting still with a soft-boiled egg, anchovy-laced toast and something chilled in a stemmed glass.

The Scoffers
May 22, 20252 min read


2021 Sidewood Chardonnay. Adelaide Hills.
From the buttery horrors of the early 2000s to the don’t call me Chardonnay era of overcompensation which left them thin and insipid. Chardonnay had more identity crises than a Melbourne uni student on exchange in Berlin.

Wine Scoffer
May 22, 20252 min read


Bird on a Wire 2017 Shiraz
Rhône roots, Yarra swagger. If you want to taste what modern Aussie Syrah should be doing, not trying to win arm-wrestling matches with Barossa Shiraz, this is it. No jammy bombast, no oak overkill and no need to shout.

Wine Scoffer
May 15, 20252 min read


Mt Coghill 2022 Madam Pommy
Madam Pommy stands out as an affordable option for those who like their bubbles French and expensive. Lets face it, this cost of living crisis bites and occasionally, we have to ditch the posh stuff for something a little more fiscally approachable.

Wine Scoffer
May 15, 20252 min read


Chapter & Verse Surfers Paradise. A cocktail Laced Cathedral of Chill
Taste on the Gold Coast is like sunscreen on a British backpacker. It is rarely seen and usually applied too late. This is a bar lounge hybrid, almost part Hemingway and part Hamptons. And somehow it works.

The Scoffers
May 15, 20253 min read


Fat Washing Cocktails. Booze With a Bit of Dripping
So next time someone offers you a neat pour of something special, ask if it has been fat-washed? If not, it’s just regular booze and you, my friend, deserve much better.

The Scoffers
May 15, 20252 min read


Azure Bar & Grill. Byron Bay, NSW
Elements of whitewashed walls, shell motifs, blonde wood and enough rattan to start your own Bali boutique. Dried natives here, palm leaves there and just in case you forget you’re by the ocean, soft greys and washed-out blues whisper coastal luxe like a particularly well moisturised meditation coach.

The Scoffers
May 15, 20253 min read


Margaret. Double Bay, Sydney
Margaret is a sleek, $5 million ode to fine dining complete with blush banquettes and taupe tiles. But it begs a question? Does it live up to the hype or is it just another overpriced meat parade?

The Scoffers
May 15, 20254 min read


Regional Australia's Indie Food and Drink Scene
Venture past the Instagram clichés and you’ll find something much juicier simmering away in the regions. There is a grassroots food and drink culture quietly, gloriously redefining what it means to eat and drink well. Forget the cities. The real culinary revolution is happening in the bush, and it’s packing more flavour than your favourite wine bar in Fitzroy

The Scoffers
Apr 25, 20254 min read


40Res Surry Hills NSW
In a city where wine bars often lean heavily on mood lighting and playlists but forget the wine part, 40Res steps in as a refreshing anomaly.

The Scoffers
Apr 25, 20252 min read


Lanson Place Parliament Gardens Melbourne
Lanson Place seamlessly merges the heritage charm of the original building with the sleek sophistication of the new structure. It’s thoughtfully done, giving the property a distinct character that reflects Melbourne’s own unique blend of old and new, with the 14-storey glass tower rising behind the building's façade, itself a nod to Melbourne's storied history.

Sleepy Scoffers
Apr 25, 20252 min read


Simha 'Nature' Sauvignon Blanc
But every once in a while, a bottle comes along that walks the tightrope between vegetal and vivacious with all the poise of a French acrobat who microdoses acid. Rarer than rocking horse poo, Domain Simha Sauvignon Blanc from Louise Radman and Nav Singh is a Tasmanian temptress

Wine Scoffer
Apr 25, 20252 min read


2021 Tarrawarra Estate Barbera
This 2021 Tarrawarra Estate Barbera is the kind of wine that sidles up to you at a dinner party, whispers something naughty and then proceeds to charm the pants off everyone in the room.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 17, 20252 min read


Melbourne’s First CBD Winery! Because Of Course They Did!
In a city where you can find a rooftop beekeeping workshop, a bar hidden inside a laundromat and a seven course degustation served on a tram, it was only a matter of time before someone decided to make wine in the middle of the CBD.

The Scoffers
Apr 16, 20252 min read


Bright Night Pink Gin – A Flirty Little Bottle of Fun
The soft pink colour is giving sunset on a beach vibes and it kinda makes you feel fancy without even trying.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 15, 20252 min read


Nine Circles Distillery
But I'll be darned if they are not making a quality drop here. Each of their gins pictured are medal winners, and for a small business, they are going great guns. This is also a labour of love and legacy for their kids.

The Scoffers
Apr 12, 20252 min read


Ah Um Perth
It’s got the swagger of a jazz lounge, the comfort of your cool aunt’s living room, and the kind of energy suggesting they care about food but they aren't going to lecture you about heirloom carrots.

The Scoffers
Apr 12, 20252 min read


Firedoor Sydney
Firedoor is not a restaurant. It’s a temple of flame, a shrine to smoke, a cult where everything, including your sense of time, is slowly roasted over sustainably sourced hardwood.

The Scoffers
Apr 12, 20252 min read


Château Oumsiyat Syrah 2018
If you think all good Syrah must be birthed from some misty Rhone Valley like a Victorian novel heroine in a corset, allow Château Oumsiyat to politely punch you in the palate.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 12, 20252 min read


2023 Parker Coonawarra Chardonnay
Coonawarra is undeniably the national cabernet capital.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 11, 20251 min read
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