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Angus & Bon - Steakhouse Cosplay in Melbourne
It’s got the look of a New York chophouse and the confidence of a footy player in a suit jacket and tie.

Felix Marrow
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Nieuw Ruin, Fremantle WA
A cosy, nostalgic drinking hole that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into someone’s gloriously curated living room. The sprawling verandah, communal tables, reclaimed jarrah and charcoal grills give it warmth without fuss.

Felix Marrow
Sep 6, 20252 min read


Fin Wines Speedo Gris 2024 – Yarra Valley, VIC
Their 2024 Speedo Gris takes Pinot Gris by the hand, walks it into a lo-fi fermentation room and tells it to strip down and get dirty. Skin contact? Yes. Funk? Absolutely. A label that looks like a pool party got printed on an old photocopier? Of course.

Wine Scoffer
Jun 25, 20252 min read


Billy Button 2022 Saperavi – Alpine Valleys.
If Billy Button’s Saperavi were a person, it would be the wealthy emo trust fund kid you knew at school. It is mysterious, brooding and frankly too dark for a 2 pm tasting without some food, but here we are.

Wine Scoffer
Jun 18, 20252 min read


Juni. Melbourne
The man who helped define the city’s dining scene in the 2000s, gave it edge with The Smith, and heat with Lucy Liu has returned after a few quiet years up north, and he’s not here to warm the bench.

Felix Marrow
Jun 5, 20252 min read


Angullong 2022 Crossing Reserve Harriet — Orange, NSW
If wines were people, Harriet would be that enigmatic aunt who arrives unannounced, bearing tales of Tuscan lovers and a suitcase full of exotic spices.

Wine Scoffer
May 22, 20252 min read


Bird on a Wire 2017 Shiraz
Rhône roots, Yarra swagger. If you want to taste what modern Aussie Syrah should be doing, not trying to win arm-wrestling matches with Barossa Shiraz, this is it. No jammy bombast, no oak overkill and no need to shout.

Wine Scoffer
May 15, 20252 min read


Simha 'Nature' Sauvignon Blanc
But every once in a while, a bottle comes along that walks the tightrope between vegetal and vivacious with all the poise of a French acrobat who microdoses acid. Rarer than rocking horse poo, Domain Simha Sauvignon Blanc from Louise Radman and Nav Singh is a Tasmanian temptress

Wine Scoffer
Apr 25, 20252 min read


Château Oumsiyat Syrah 2018
If you think all good Syrah must be birthed from some misty Rhone Valley like a Victorian novel heroine in a corset, allow Château Oumsiyat to politely punch you in the palate.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 12, 20252 min read


2023 Parker Coonawarra Chardonnay
Coonawarra is undeniably the national cabernet capital.

Wine Scoffer
Apr 11, 20251 min read


Embla Melbourne
Embla leans into wood-fired cooking and seasonal ingredients, without feeling like it is jumping into trends. Some real integrity here!

The Scoffers
Apr 10, 20252 min read


Billy Button 2021 Mysterious Malvasia
If wine could tell a story, Billy Button Mysterious Malvasia would be the elusive, mysterious character in an epic novel. This bottle...

Wine Scoffer
Apr 5, 20252 min read


DRG 2021 Pinot Noir
Standing this up against a local Pinot makes for some interesting tasting.

The Scoffers
Apr 5, 20251 min read


When Heaps Good is indeed Heaps Good
On the honk its all smoky and rustic with elements of that barnyard nonsense

Wine Scoffer
Apr 2, 20251 min read


Gran Sasso Edizione Limitata Montepulciano d'Abruzzo Terra Vera
This wine first arrived as part of a mixed pack from our friends BenandWine Ben is a great bloke, an under appreciated wine mind with a...

Wine Scoffer
May 31, 20222 min read


Natural Wine Co Organic Lightly Sparkling wines
Regular readers will know this wine scoffer has a thing for natural wine - skinsy, funky, natural, orange... it is all about wines with...

Wine Scoffer
May 29, 20222 min read


New Quarter Vietnamese - Richmond. Vic
You know those cool kids at school who were popular for no reason, and seemed to get away with doing not much but were still popular? I...

The Scoffers
May 21, 20224 min read


Love, Tilly Devine. Sydney
For the last decade and a bit , Tim Webber and Matt Swieboda have operated Love Tilly Devine at 91 Crown Lane Darlinghurst. Its a small,...

The Scoffers
Jan 6, 20222 min read


Deeds Brewery, Glen Iris
You know that feeling or at least I hope you do, when you have a beer from a brewery which is life changing (I kid you not, we are bloody...

The Scoffers
Dec 6, 20213 min read


Pool Wines 2021 GOLD
And so the obsession with skin contact wine continues. It seems I can't leave the house these days without finding myself back home with...

Wine Scoffer
Nov 29, 20211 min read
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